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Tuesday, August 19, 2008


South African WAGS highlight that Matfield can't handle his booze...

Ah, the World Cup hangover. Undulating waves of lethargy, nausea, and dysphoria coupled with piles of regret, shame and pain. We all know it so well, but where do the Springboks fit in?

Bladi Bladi Blah: Hardly! Feeling desperately ill but relatively chirpy with a huge sense of pride, constantly reminiscing about that cracking night in Paris and golden era’s - Every kiwi since 1987 then…

Torment tantrum: Flashbacks of worrying dialogue shared with tabloid journalists and close chums return with painstaking clarity reminding you of a litter of faux pas a la Lawrence Dallaglio.

Inspector remorse: Getting closer! Boring the pants off everyone with stories of how great you were just like Terry Wogan.

Insanely Tipper: Absolutely! Still riding on the crest of the wave - the ‘we’re still world champions approach’ - maintaining a mega chuffed attitude that until 2011 they’re still World Champions even if they plummet like a RyanAir pilot trying to land a plane in between.

Hang your head in shame: Only if you hate Pieter de Villiers! The Pete Docherty excuse of a patently clammy feeling that you are so far out of your depth and you can’t remember why, how or what it is.

Blame it on the boogie: The New Zealand concept! Blame the referee, linesman and anyone else who plotted your downfall with the idea of making a fool of you.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008


Danny Cipriani: 'Just go and get your pension'

So Wilko's jumped right to the front of the queue by putting his name up for England captain.

Mr. Kick-trick-pony followed Martin Johnson into the role after the colossus' timely retirement.

Thing is, he was in his pomp back then, fizzing balls into corners and poking penalties through the eye of a needle.

A list of injuries as long as the Statue of Liberty's arm have followed not to mention copping a right old talking to from new kid on the block, Danny Cipriani, during his brief cameo against Ireland in last year's Six Nations.

We don't know what Wilko had with his granola this morning (maybe some hysteria hormone or something), but you were lucky to last this long.

Reasons for Jonny Wilkinson to be captain

1. He speaks about the game well...

Reasons for Jonny Wilkinson not to be captain

1. He isn't England's best fly-half
2. He isn't England's second-best fly-half
3. He isn't even England's third-best fly-half
4. The RFU can't afford his private healthcare bill
5. Newcastle Falcons need him more than England do

Monday, August 04, 2008


Dannie Rossouw: Bottoms up!

Professional rugby has had a fair share of bad press to answer to. Only this summer, the off-field behaviour has been like a lads trip to Benidorm - full of booze, birds and brushes with the law.

No one is innocent. Even the unions who allow players to get themselves in such precarious positions are guilty, but putting a ban on these guilty pleasures is like ordering a prostitute to take a vow of celibacy.

As refreshing as New Zealand Jimmy Cowan’s outstanding performance was in Auckland, he will forever be battling against his bad-boy image as long as he is wearing the All-Black jersey.

Given the monotonous routine of a professional rugby player - play, train, video, gym, train, play, recover - how can the unions or clubs for that matter expect to control players away from the training field?

There is an unwritten law in a professional sportsman’s code of conduct - to peak at game time - and as long as the players don’t turn up nursing a hangover or serving a court writ for a post-match barroom brawl, then we have no problem.

Try telling Ricky Hatton to stay off the big breakfasts, or David Beckham to shed away from the limelight - these stars are adored for their lifestyle and not just their right or left boot.

Three separate charges of disorderly conduct since April, forced Cowan off the booze and while the majority live up to their obligations as role models, are we missing the point of what’s fun about sport?

It’s supposed to be fun isn’t it?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


Graham Henry: 'Got any decent ideas guys?'

Could Wayne Smith’s pathetic admission of being “out-coached” and “outwitted” by Robbie Deans be another underhand tactic to paint over the increasingly large cracks opening under the current All-Black coaching setup?

Graham Henry et al are under considerable pressure for New Zealand’s poor start to the Tri-Nations and have been guilty of some pretty filthy wind-ups thus far - all of which have backfired.

But is the heat finally getting too much for Henry?

His half-hearted appraisal of the Experimental Law Variations and their current share on rugby’s stock market reeks of desperation.

Letting your guard down is unwise in any sport and openly admitting that Deans’ advantage of a season under the new laws puts everyone else at a disadvantage must sit like a bad curry with the New Zealand public, who treat rugby like religion.

Everyone knows neither of the All-Blacks coaches have experimented with the ELVs, but why couldn’t Henry, Smith or Steve Hansen have spent a season with the Blues and gathered a wealth of practical information and bounced ideas off Pat Lam?

What have the coaching panel been doing all this time?

Henry has always been an excuse merchant, even when marshalling the Welsh and British & Irish Lions, whereas Hansen, 'Mr. Future Plan,' doesn't move easily.

The white-flag attitude of the coaching panel serves only to increase the Wallabies confidence (as if they needed ego massaging), but all this petit excuse making may well be honest, but would Ricky Ponting go around saying, ‘geez, Andrew Flintoff’s got my number here?’

Of course not, win the mental battle and you're half way to victory.

Monday, July 28, 2008


'If they don't pick us next time we'll kung-fu the house down'

The IRB are undemocratic and unrepresentative and give precedence to an elite band of eight founding unions for the right to host the Rugby World Cup.

Quentin Smith, chairman of Sale Sharks and the report's consultant, says "rugby union is stuck in a ghetto," with half of the world's registered players, plying their trade in the cash counting surroundings of England.

Ever since the 2011 Rugby World Cup was awarded to New Zealand, unity between the International Governing Board, its member unions and the sport's fans has taken a hit of two.

A safe £10 bet would've gone on Japan. Only a seasoned bet genius could've foreseen the William Webb Ellis Cup returning to the land that kicked off the world cup era in 1987.

The IRB are being urged to push forward globalisation, thus awarding the 2015 competition to a developing nation, putting the Land of the Rising Sun in pole position - although Italy and the U.S triumphed as hosts in football's equivalent in 1990 and 1994 respectively.

With Argentina's progress being stifled by the reluctance to adopt the Pumas into a major seasonal competition, and the ELVs dividing the sport, awarding the 2015 tournament to Japan would certainly improve chances of regaining our faith in the top table.

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